Diffusion is the movement of particles from a region of high concentration to a region of low concentration. E.g. a burning of fuel emits smoke from the car engine via its exhaust pipe into the air. You've all been close to a dump site or even on the site itself. Diffusion is very good at such site. Oh why did i use such when there is a simple example of pouring milk in a sufuria half filled with water -- making tea! isn't that diffusion?
But today I want to talk to you about some of the most embarrassing diffusion experiences some of us go through or subject our neighbours to. Fart-Loo (two words right.....)
1. Lift - fart
Most of us have used the lift and sometimes you get in and you are hit with a missile right into your nostrils. Worst case, the last guy to come out of the lift left some 'uncivilized perfume' behind. Then it happens when the lift comes to your floor you are the only one available. And since you are working not to get late, you just enter and interesting enough the lift's door hurriedly closes up and your quickly descending to the next floor. Bang! Next floor the thing stops and guess what, very nice pretty chics are waiting to jump in, they quickly get in and they are welcomed with that terror-like smell. First things first, they will look at you in the face and by this time your face is already displaying a ''guilty as charged'' interface. The good thing is that at least now you are three occupants. So when guys get in on the next floor, you can feel relaxed and you can now look at the two ladies in the eyes so will the next passengers - call it shifting blame!
2. Matatu - Fart
I like Javs even though they have bad manners. The experience is just something else. Well some guys get on board and are carrying a newspaper (not all please...sawa). Wanakuanga wazito mtu wangu. Yeah, so they start reading the papers and in the process they just unleash a silent mode missile ''fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu''....aahhhh. They then tilt their bodies to allow diffusion to take place. As soon as they realise the reaction is sensible enough they look at you with weird eyes to suggest ''could it be you?''. Worst case is when you are sitting in the middle, so the guy on the right will look at you and the guy on the left will do the same. Well you can't look at anyone else at this point. You maintain your calm. The saddest thing is that both the two are having their windows closed. Here you can revive your honesty by shouting ''excuse me, fungueni madirisha'' (open the windows).
3. Queue - Fart
You are in a banking hall and someone decides since the queue is not making any progress and no bodies are moving, they unleash the toxic pollutant. This is when you get to see some guys walking out others just turning around and others switching to their phones, the suspect is very well composed looking at you as he/she enjoys their relief (I mean they were under pressure)
I wont talk about the Loo today; it's such an embarrassment. But in as much as we feel relieved when we emit unwanted toxic gases from within...let us also be environmental conscious. Some people are easily irritated with such and some times they react -- They just catch a flu. Just open the window and unleash towards it..if you are in a Jav. If you are in a lift chances are in that building their are washrooms. Hold onto your gas and do it in their. Or better still wait until you are out of the lift walk into the corridors...look Right left back and front if there is no one --- i support you here -- Just unleash! When you use the loos please remember to leave them clean--you might leave it less cleaner...guess who is on queue next -- Your boss or your crash!
I can feel some gas -- see you when I post next!
Ernie your boy!
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